Our Top 25 Dad Jokes for Father’s Day

Our Top 25 Dad Jokes for Father's Day

Our Top 25 Dad Jokes for Father’s Day

Ahhh, yes …. we’re all too familiar with these jokes. They are the ones that make you laugh awkwardly at how bad they are.  But sometimes they can catch you by surprise by being pretty good and you’ll laugh out loud. Either way, they’re fun to share when you’re all together to celebrate Father’s Day.

If you’re not sure what Dad jokes are exactly, then here is a brief run-down before we hit you with our favourites to share on Father’s Day that will have you laughing, eye rolling or just sliding under the table in embarrassment:-

  • Dad jokes can be a great way to break the ice and make people laugh on Father’s Day
  • They are often puns or a play on words
  • They’re usually corny and not meant to be taken seriously
  • They are often delivered with a deadpan expression
  • They’re often told when there’s an awkward silence in the room
  • People tend to either love or hate dad jokes – there’s no in between!

Here are our top 25 Dad jokes for Father’s Day:-

  1. What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller.
  2. What did the police officer say to his belly-button? You’re under a vest.
  3. My wife asked me to stop singing “Wonderwall” to her. I said maybe…
  4. Want to know why nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
  5. My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I realised when I got home that I had picked 7 up.

    Dad jokes Father's Day

  6. Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.
  7. When does a joke become a “dad joke?” When it becomes apparent.
  8. Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
  9. I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
  10. Sundays are always a little sad, but the day before is a sadder day.

    Dad jokes Father's Day

  11. You’re Australian when you go into a bathroom and still when you come out, but what are you while you’re IN the bathroom? European.
  12. I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
  13. I tell Dad Jokes but I don’t have any kids.  I’m a Faux Pa.
  14. How does a penguin build his house? Igloos it together.
  15. I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.

    Father's Day Dad jokes

  16. I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but he said it’s just a bug going around.
  17. What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two!
  18. What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
  19. I know a lot of jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
  20. RIP boiled water—you will be mist.

    Father's Day Dad jokes

  21. What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
  22. Do mascara and lipstick ever argue? Sure, but then they makeup.
  23. What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
  24. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space.
  25. What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

We hope these brought a smile to your face. Feel free to share your favourite Dad jokes in the comments.

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